my life according to google.

type in the following and choose from the first page
1: type in "[your name] needs" in the google search:
ginie needs help...
yarp.

2: type in "[your name] looks like" in google search:
ever wonder what an evil genie looks like?!
haha. ouch.

3: type in "[your name] hates" in google search:
ginie hates dr. robotnik's applesauce!!
ew.

4: type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in google:
ginie goes completely batshit insane
HAHAHAH!! YES!!

5: type in "[your name] loves" in google search:
ginie loves johnny.
oops.

6: type in "[your name] eats" in google search:
ginie eats breakfast for breakfast.
on another note. most of the other choices were where people _really_ couldn't spell guinea pig. ie. ginie pig.

7: type in "[your name] has" in google search:
ginie has been there...
deep. no, seriously. where have i been?

8: type in "[your name] works" in google:
how ginie works.
huh. i should find that manual.

9: type in"[your name] lives" in google search:
the ginie lives.
why, yes. yes, i do.

10: type in "[your name] died" in google search:
ginie died in the jungle serving orphans.
seriously! again! g-u-i-n-e-a! not g-i-n-i-e!

11: type in "[your name] will" in google:
ginie will show you techniques that can turn you into a dynamic teasing flirt!
ooh babyyy...